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eyefuckingcandy:

damnthatswhatshesaid:

It’s called Karma, Paul.

I needed this laugh.

(Source: fasterfood)

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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"She’ll move on, and I feel sorry for you because she thought you were the most amazing guy in the whole world.
Even though she could of had almost any guy she wanted, she still picked you and she would of always picked you.
Now you’re just going to be a part of her past, a memory more faded each and every day.
Instead someday she will find the one she deserves and he will make her the happiest girl in the world."

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse)